A girl potato and a boy potato had eyes for one another...and finally they got married and had a little baby, a sweet potato
and called her "Yam."
Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
...When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.
They warned her about going out and getting half baked,
So she wouldn't get accidentally mashed,
& get a bad name for herself, like "Hot Potato" and end up with a bunch of tater tots.
Yam said not to worry, no "Spud" would get her into the sackand make a rotten potato out of her!
But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home & become a couch potato either. She would get plenty of exercise
so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.
When she went off to Europe, Mr. & Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called "French Fries"...And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians, so she wouldn't get scalloped.
Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class "Yukon Golds," or the other ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say "Frito Lay."
So Mr. & Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University!) So that when she graduated she'd be really in the chips
...But in spite of all they said, & did for her, she decided to do this...?One day, Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw. "Tom Brokaw!" Mr. & Mrs. Potato screamed and became upset. They told Yam, that she couldn't possibly marry "Tom Brokaw".
(Are you ready for this?)...
(Are you sure?)...OK, okay, here it is...
"He's Just a Commontater!!"
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